WTF People!?! #2 (My Crazy Neighbors)

Well, I think I might as well make this into a series.

My neighbors have a curious ritual that leave me thinking "WTF are they thinking?". These neighbors have several vehicles parked in front of their place and are fairly well out of any snow drifts whenever we get a snowstorm out of the north (which has been happening about one a week for the last month, yet another 'WTF?' that even has Colorado locals saying it). These vehicles are parked well out of the street and can easily get in and out as they so choose. However, one fucktard in the bunch seems to think that he absolutely has to park in the biggest snowdrift on the lot. Despite the fact he had been parked in a relatively clear spot before, he insists on parking this vehicle in the aforementioned place. Here in Colorado a lot of people have Jeeps and seem to think they are invincible. same goes for most people who drive anyhting with 4 wheel drive. This neighbor does not have a Jeep. He has a Talon sportscar with all wheel drive which seems to be the one thing saving him. What this neighbor does is he pulls out about 20 feet from the drift and rams it. Repeatedly. frequently i have seen him nearly get it stuck. Somehow he hasn't, yet. WTF is wrong with the spot you had fucktard? you could get in and out just fine, why the hell do you keep TRYING to get stuck in a 5 FOOT DRIFT??? The ONLY thing you are accomplishing is proving just how mush of a dumbshit you are! Well, that and providing much entertainment for me and anyone else watching. I just hope he isnt thinking " Crap, I hope I dont get stuck doing this." Because if so than he is an even greater drain on the world I.Q. and should be slapped and dumped upside down into his favorite little snowdrift for being such a fucktard.

Ah, I should turn this into a nice little series, I feel better after that.