WTF People? #3 (Slingshot = Felony?)

Somebody posted this story in a forum I frequent. This one really has me saying "WTF people?":

Boy, 11, released from jail
The Orlando Sentinel

Christine Dellert

February 21, 2007

After spending nearly 72 hours in an Ocala juvenile jail, the 11-year-old Lake County boy detained for his 'deadly' makeshift slingshot returned home to his parents Tuesday night.
Kevin Cottle said he didn't deliberately try to hit another student at Tavares Middle School with his home-made slingshot.

'I wasn't trying to hit him. It was an accident to shoot him,' he said soon after he was released from the Marion Regional Juvenile Detention Center Tuesday night. 'I just want to say I'm sorry.'

The sixth-grader at Tavares Middle was arrested Friday when he was accused of using a toy balloon slingshot to hit another student in the chest. He faces second-degree felony charges of shooting or throwing a deadly missile.

A Lake County judge ordered Kevin released from the juvenile detention center on Tuesday afternoon and placed him in home confinement in Tavares until his case is resolved. Kevin isn't allowed around the student he is accused of harming.

That boy suffered a welt when a plastic pellet from Kevin's slingshot struck him, according to a Lake County Sheriff's Office report. Kevin fashioned the slingshot from a stretchy balloon, a plastic milk jug top and rubber bands, officials said.

But Kevin's mother, Pam Cottle, said authorities overreacted, charging her son with a felony and locking him up in an Ocala facility with violent children.

'We just want the correct punishment,' she said. 'We'll accept community service, go to teen court, whatever the case may be -- but we do want the charges changed.'

Kevin Cottle said he shot the pellet at a locker and the projectile ricocheted and hit the other student.

Samuel Oliver, the Tavares attorney representing Kevin, said Tuesday he expected authorities to downgrade allegations lodged against the boy.

Prosecutors are 'apparently skeptical of whether or not this merited the charge that was levied by the Sheriff's Office,' he said.

Assistant State Attorney Walter Forgie said he couldn't comment on the case.

Oliver also criticized deputies for consulting with the State Attorney's Office when arresting the boy.

Lake sheriff's spokeswoman Sgt. Christie Mysinger said the school resources deputy 'didn't make this decision alone.'

The deputy spoke with her supervisor who also consulted prosecutors to discuss the charging, Mysinger said.

Forgie added, 'Prosecutors are made available to law enforcement not to advise on when an arrest should be made, which is at the discretion of law enforcement, but to answer legal questions they might have.'

Mysinger said too much focus has been placed on the wording of the charge. The statute Kevin Cottle was charged under covers severe injury or great bodily harm.

'I didn't think anybody thought he was going to kill the kid with it,' she said.

She also said it's common for deputies to consult with prosecutors in certain circumstances.

'When you have a case that borders on several different statutes and you're trying to decide which one is the best fit -- it's not uncommon,' she said.

Kevin Cottle's problems go beyond the criminal charge.

Tavares Middle School Principal Mike Herring said school administrators have started the 'expulsion process.' But he wouldn't comment on the disciplinary action they'll take. Lake schools have a zero-tolerance policy for weapons, Herring said.

School officials kept students in class Friday morning after several students told administrators they had seen Kevin with the slingshot.

When asked about his release from jail, Kevin said he was hungry.

Despite the seriousness of the allegations, Pam Cottle said she'll worry about disciplining Kevin after he's back home. First, she'll feed him. 'It's not like I'm gong to reward him,' she said. 'But the kid is starving to death in there. . . . He is in trouble with his father and me. But that will wait until the day after he gets home.'




Ok, WTF is so bad about a makeshift rubber slingshot that warrants a felony? I remember doing that sort of thing in class and only getting an angry warning from the teacher (remember that, Derek?).

And I wonder how they make the claim that this slingshot is a "deadly weapon," it only left a welt. If the kid who got shot has no qualms about how this was handled, then he needs to get him self some big boy underwear and learn how to deal with it. Seriously man, grow up.

Same thing to the people that filed the monstrously heavy handed charges. Stop being whiny little brats and Grow. Up. By following this course of action, you are only adding to the piles of ridiculously frivolous lawsuits and so impeding any real progress in the legal system. Therefore bogging down the courts thus delaying the trials for REAL criminals.

Why is the kid being expelled for accidentally hitting a kid with a makeshift slingshot? Does that mean somebody can get expelled for throwing a pencil too? What fool who didn't stop breast feeding until fifth grade come op with this preposterous example of inept judgment resembling the use of a semi truck being used to hunt down and swot an annoying gnat? At most the kid deserves detention for being foolish enough to do this at school, not expelled. "Zero Tolerance" my scrawny, scraggly haired buttocks.

Sometimes I just want to destroy humanity for its inane stupidity and start over from scratch.

WTF People!?! #2 (My Crazy Neighbors)

Well, I think I might as well make this into a series.

My neighbors have a curious ritual that leave me thinking "WTF are they thinking?". These neighbors have several vehicles parked in front of their place and are fairly well out of any snow drifts whenever we get a snowstorm out of the north (which has been happening about one a week for the last month, yet another 'WTF?' that even has Colorado locals saying it). These vehicles are parked well out of the street and can easily get in and out as they so choose. However, one fucktard in the bunch seems to think that he absolutely has to park in the biggest snowdrift on the lot. Despite the fact he had been parked in a relatively clear spot before, he insists on parking this vehicle in the aforementioned place. Here in Colorado a lot of people have Jeeps and seem to think they are invincible. same goes for most people who drive anyhting with 4 wheel drive. This neighbor does not have a Jeep. He has a Talon sportscar with all wheel drive which seems to be the one thing saving him. What this neighbor does is he pulls out about 20 feet from the drift and rams it. Repeatedly. frequently i have seen him nearly get it stuck. Somehow he hasn't, yet. WTF is wrong with the spot you had fucktard? you could get in and out just fine, why the hell do you keep TRYING to get stuck in a 5 FOOT DRIFT??? The ONLY thing you are accomplishing is proving just how mush of a dumbshit you are! Well, that and providing much entertainment for me and anyone else watching. I just hope he isnt thinking " Crap, I hope I dont get stuck doing this." Because if so than he is an even greater drain on the world I.Q. and should be slapped and dumped upside down into his favorite little snowdrift for being such a fucktard.

Ah, I should turn this into a nice little series, I feel better after that.

WTF people!?! (#1)

I will keep this short and simple. I keep hearing people say or seeing people write "I heart you". WTF? You aren't supposed to say "heart",you are suppesed to say "love". Yes love is a four letter word, but it is not vulgar. Say "love" or don't say it at all. The world could use a little more love, you know? Are we letting our lives be so ruled by hate that we cannot bear to say "love"?